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El-Presidente

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Sin City

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Sign-Up Date:
6/2/05

Level: 23
Aura: Light

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 373
Saves: 758
Rank #: 5,457

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 5,710 / 5,880
Exp. Rank #: 2,456
Voting Pow.: 6.49 votes

BBS Posts: 4,566 (3.89 per day)
Flash Reviews: 50
Music Reviews: 28
Trophies: 2
Stickers: 0

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Exciting News?

Posted by El-Presidente Aug. 13, 2008 @ 12:30 AM EDT

1. Luis received my Sketchbook!

2. I'm making a game with ToasterDemon, Atomic-Noodle, NathanielMilburn, and some surprises!

3. Zrb, NG-Unit, and Tommattox are ALL spammers!

5. I can't count.

6. I reached 4500 posts! I missed it though...

7. No one will actually read this, but I'm doing it for Zrb, a.k.a. SirSpamALot

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My Full Plate.

Posted by El-Presidente Jul. 18, 2008 @ 7:28 AM EDT

Okay, since Pico & Pals, a game NathanielMilburn and I made for Pico Day did not do as highly as we hoped, I'm creating many games simultaneously, in order to redeem myself. That includes the following:

---With Nate---

Planet Planter
No PLOT LINE 4 YOU! This game'll be CrAzY...

Operation D.O.G.
This is the classic wtf tripped up, partially pointless, yet fun action game that we are making as a side project very quickly. I could try to explain it, but it's just so random you'd all be confused as hell...

---With Corey---

Typing Tower
This game is being editted around, but will be the shit :)

Updated: 07/31/08 11:03 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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NG Munny

Posted by El-Presidente Jan. 20, 2008 @ 4:55 PM EST

Call him: "The Pirate"

Munny_0.23_c.jpg

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BIRTHDAY

Posted by El-Presidente Nov. 16, 2007 @ 11:18 PM EST

SUCK MY BALLS?
It's my BIRTHDAY!

Presents: (leave a response with what you are getting me.)
ball sucking
reality-monkey's ninja
AjStyles bitching..
Face RAPE
Christmas?
Laptop (trust me I'll get it)
Wii (well play time)

Updated: 01/07/08 10:27 PM 12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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ZOMBIE BOMBER!

Posted by El-Presidente Oct. 25, 2007 @ 8:43 PM EDT

Hey GUYS!
NEW GAME!
VOTE 5
NO LAG
NO GLITCHES
AWESOMENESS!
PLAY HERE!

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HALLOWEEN GAME!

Posted by El-Presidente Oct. 24, 2007 @ 10:48 PM EDT

Hey!
MAKE SURE YOU ALL 5 MY NEW GAME WITH REALITY-MONKEY, CALLED ZOMBIE BOMBER!
Hope you all like it! (3 Days to MAKE!)

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LEVEL 19! Post...

Posted by El-Presidente Oct. 17, 2007 @ 11:31 PM EDT

BITCHES!
I'm LEVEL 19!
I'm making a drawing when I get my Flash comp back. It'll be me smashing someone's head in using the Level 19 Icon. IT'll be damn SICK!

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Beta Testers Wanted!

Posted by El-Presidente Sep. 27, 2007 @ 9:05 PM EDT

FOR ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WHO WANT TO TEST

Hey guys, I was hoping that some of you would want to be beta-testers for some of my upcoming games. You must have AIM (or NG Account :P) to be one of these, and when I have stuff to test, and you are online, I will send you a link with it uploaded in either an IM or a PM depending on if you are online or not. I don't want you to be on AIM or Newgrounds like once a year, but rather maybe every you know once in a while though, so that if I send you that PM, that you get it within the week or something. I don't want to have people who just don't respond when I send it, that would really suck. I'd think you should have a computer that can actually run too, because I hate it when people with shitty ass computers tell me that it's laggy. Just PM me or IM me or leave a comment.

Sorry about all the QUALIFICATIONS, but they're necessary!

Updated: 09/27/07 10:55 PM 11 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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BBS Resignation

Posted by El-Presidente Sep. 16, 2007 @ 9:04 PM EDT

Hey NGers,
I know that there are probably like maximum of 20 of you that will read this, but I wanted to give you all a heads up that I'm leaving the BBS and most likely won't be returning. I've decided that there are so many of you guys out there who I help all the time but don't respect me or even listen to what I say 90% of the time. I mean, I go out there, and I write like 5 lines worth for most of my recent posts, especially the past few pages worth. If you look, you can see that very few of them if not none are supposed to be funny and they really are supposed t help. Just that and the fact that there's no real reason for me to be there if no one wants the help, then why should I was an hour or two a day helping people with this. But I hope that maybe you guys treat some of the other regs and people a little nicer and maybe they won't leave you too, rendering you all helpless. I was partially convinced after talking to a few mods and realizing that there's no real reason to be there, especially since there are so many people who want to be mods and theres so few spots for them. I'm probably gonna drop by every once in a while to ask something, but screw all of you that need help :P. I'll also post my games on the Portal when I get good ones. Screw collabs though, you guys make way too many of them. You'll run out of ideas soon I hope. Anyways farewell to the BBS. Any comments, then leave them on here. Screw you guys, I'm going home!
-El-Presidente

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Awesomeness and Some Glitches

Posted by El-Presidente Jul. 17, 2007 @ 4:42 PM EDT

I know that these don't go together whatsoever but I decided to put them together. So the first thing is that I realized that there are a lot of glitches in newgrounds and go to the General Forum and you can post in there to show Tom all the different glitches or bugs you've found. RUNNING SLOWLY isn't one. Secondly, I'd just like to say the awesomeness of this new newgrounds is unmatchable. I don't like some of the aspects, especially buttonwise, but otherwise, A+ TOM!

*El-Presidente

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Updated: 08/16/07 12:33 PM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!