So I'm making a shorter one.
Posted by El-Presidente - December 18th, 2009
**THIS IS WORTH READING**
My continued conversation from: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 26398
HE (Zintendo) SAYS:
I'm getting kind of sick of repeating myself, so I decided to private message you what I would have replied in a quote on that thread about the kraken collab.
~I made the site two days ago, you say that like its a bad thing. I'd imagine that a new website would need a fresh, interesting new banner, and it's only logical to request a banner almost immediately after the sites development
~I fixed the "fucked up" homepage 5 minutes after the problem occured
~If my animations and drawing skills weren't subpar, then I wouldnt need any help with my banner and animations.
But of course, you won't understand. Your mind can only process that I am breaking a rule, and in no way can that be right. You are simple minded, and that's ok. So then, if I want this collab to be done, my BA will have to improve, I hope, with my 3rd animation to come this week. I have no drawing talent, but I can take my time and make it interesting if I do with an ink pencil frame by frame stickmen fighting, with effects and stuff. Sorry for vulgarness and profanity...
At 11/30/09 11:18 PM, El-Presidente wrote:
All I can say is L.O.L. You put in a nice effort there, and gave me a good laugh. I appreciate it man. Now when you actually learn to understand that many people know a shit-ton more than you do, come back.
Maybe if you noticed that in the world, people don't just "do shit" for you, and you actually have to be willing to give things for them to get stuff in return. It's not like your "superb leadership" gave them the insight they needed. All you're doing is asking for people to basically make your site for you, which is a piece of shit and will continue to be so until you put some effort into it. Newgrounds is a community, but that doesn't mean you don't have to put some work in yourself.
Either work on your own art and make your own banner, get a good site and give a reason for people to WANT to make you a banner, or come up with some cash, the ultimate motivator. Just so you know, I didn't have much of a problem with the rules part, just your incompetency. It's cool, though, I'm just too simple-minded.
Oh, you better believe you're simple minded. I think I mentioned like twice, and gave, in my thread, it's own little category of what the rewards were... Credit, popularity, and pride. People click on the links that the banner creator provides, people learn of him, and overall he get's to be a tad more popular with newgrounds users and AK members. I'm not sure if you just didn't read that or your simple brain couldnt process it or something, but you must feel really dumb right now. Who the fuck is going to pay money for something 10's of thousands people can do? All I ask for is a simple octopus with a rifle, any half-wit that took a computer class can do it. Don't tell me to do it, how about I ask you to play piano? I can play it, and I can read sheet music, but you just never took the time to bother with something so complex. While I enjoy making simple flash projects, I can't make highly detailed/interesting works that will attract the viewers attention, my brain doesn't work that way. And again, you won't understand, and again, it's ok.
What's wrong with my website? Tell me what's wrong, and I'll fix it. You can't say it has faults, when you won't point them out. What if I call you a dumbass without saying why? 1)Not Nice 2)No Reason... So yeah if you don't like my website tell me what I should do to improve it.
At 12/2/09 7:38 PM, El-Presidente wrote:
What should you do to fix it? Everything. Also, I wish you could see your website views, just so you'd know why it's so useless for an artist to help you with your site. Man you have a big ego, you really think a lot of yourself, doncha lil fella?
everything? that's a big word, why don't you go ask mommy what it means, because it seems like you don't know. well, while im here, I might at well teach 'ya. Everything is a huge word used to describe all and nothing is left out. You should only use it when you truly mean it.
So, when you say "Everything" is wrong with my site, I can't quite figure out what to fix, and im back at step one. So I'll ask you this a second time. What is wrong with my website?
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
Background is shit
Layout is shit
Banners are shit
Forums are shit
Basically, everything. But i don't get everything, since I know nothing. Y'know?
How is a black background shit. Newgrounds background is grey shit
Layout is the best, in my opinion
Banners is what im trying to get, you know that
Forums aren't even made yet
Are you sure you're not just being a prick? It seems like you are. I hope you live a happy life!!!!!!!
I don't care anymore. I'm surprised I've kept your attention this long, but it only makes sense. Nerds have nothing better to do than to argue a nonexistent point with somebody they don't know. It's been fun, but yeah... You are going to be a telemarketer when you get a job, because you should've been hitting the books a bit more. :D Love you.
At 12/4/09 11:39 PM, El-Presidente wrote:
No, you're dumb!
At 12/5/09 10:58 PM, El-Presidente wrote:
I know you are but what am I?
A piece of shit low-life scum overpopulating & polluting mother earth.
Posted by El-Presidente - August 13th, 2008
1. Luis received my Sketchbook!
2. I'm making a game with ToasterDemon, NathanielMilburn, ?!?!SpamBurger!?!? and some surprises!
3. Zrb, NG-Unit, and Tommattox are ALL spammers!
5. I can't count.
6. I reached 4500 posts! I missed it though...
7. No one will actually read this, but I'm doing it for Zrb, a.k.a. SirSpamALot
Posted by El-Presidente - July 18th, 2008
Okay, since Pico & Pals, a game NathanielMilburn and I made for Pico Day did not do as highly as we hoped, I'm creating many games simultaneously, in order to redeem myself. That includes the following:
No PLOT LINE 4 YOU! This game'll be CrAzY...
This is the classic wtf tripped up, partially pointless, yet fun action game that we are making as a side project very quickly. I could try to explain it, but it's just so random you'd all be confused as hell...
This game is being editted around, but will be the shit :)